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tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

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me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry

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When you finally pass that level that you spent ages on


iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

I want to rub it all over my nethers.

iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

I want to rub it all over my nethers.

(via thats-slightly-raven)


krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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