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The entirety of this blog is comprised of things i find to be to my great amusement. That is all.

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| me half-way through shaving one leg: | i dont want to do this anymore |
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
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The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.
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